Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The best restaurant

I like Carls Jr.
It has good food.
I like their cheeseburger.
And their fries are good.
I mostly eat there because it's in the same parking lot as Ralphs.

But my real favorite restaurant, the best restaurant in the world, is McDonalds.
McDonalds is perfect.
Their cheeseburger is the best.
I like how they use lots of ketchup.
And the fries taste great.
And they have a really good coke there.
The coke is better than Carls's coke.
It has a little bit more fizz in it.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Peaches in the Laundry Room

I went into the laundry room today.
Peaches was in the litter box in the dark.

She looked up at me and stopped what she was doing.

I said hello to Peaches.

She didn't move.

But then she did the strangest thing.
Peaches got out of the litter box and walked around in a circle.
Then she walked right past me!

She is such an amazing smart kitty.
How can a cat be so smart?

Thursday, July 23, 2009

My day

My shift at Ralphs started today at 10:00 am.
So I got up at 4 am to get ready.

I took a shower and then shaved and then I brushed my teeth.
I walked to my Kia and it was smiling at me.
So I stood in front of the Kia and smiled back at it for a while.
I'm not sure how long I stared at it, but
the headlamps on the Kia are gorgeous.
I can just stare at those headlamps all day long.

I got in my car and went to Carls Jr.
I had one Breakfast Burger, 2 Monster Breakfast Sandwiches, a Sunrise Croissant and 2 Hash Brown Nuggets.
I dipped the Hash Brown Nuggets in a lot of Ketchup.
I washed them down with a cup of Coca Cola.
It was a very satisfying meal.

I walked across the parking lot to Ralphs at 7 am.
I know I can't clock in until 10, but I wanted to see if my paycheck was there.
My paycheck wasn't ready yet.
So I sat in the employees room until 10.

Peaches the Cat

Peaches walked by me today.
And as she walked by, I noticed two things happen at once.
First, she eyed me. It was a brief, taunting seductive look.
And also, she lifted her tail.
I am not sure what she meant to indicate with the latter gesture.

She's so smart.
Peaches is such a smart kitty.
I think about her a lot.